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Where
can I find Cubi-Clingers?
You can purchase them right here on our products
page.
Do
Cubi-Clingers stick to every kind of fabric?
No they don't. But they stick to most kinds of cubicle fabric, especially
if it's a bit fuzzy. Still there are some stubborn cubicle walls that
are too smooth for Cubi-Clingers to grip to. If you're one such unlucky
cubicle worker don't worry...you can stick your 'Clingers to a fuzzy
chair, a Velcro board, or even your sweater.
Why
doesn't anything happen when I press the shopping cart buttons?
If you use a pop-up stopper it might be treating our shopping cart window
like a pop-up, preventing it from opening. Simply disable it while you're
making your purchase.
Is it
true that Cubi-Clingers were invented by a real live former cubicle
worker in San Francisco?
Yes. It's truer than you could ever imagine.
Do Cubi-Clingers™
make a perfect gift?
Yes indeed, they make a perfect gift for your Secret Santa person,
or that mysterious co-worker you know nothing about but have to buy
a present for, or someone with whom you'd like to have a forbidden corporate
affair, or for anyone you like, dislike, or feel neutral about.
Do Cubi-Clingers
offer any health benefits?
Yes, Cubi-Clingers reduce the risk of job-related boredom, which reduces
the risk of falling asleep and banging your head on your computer.
What
if I'm not very bright?
No need to panic. Cubi-Clingers are carefully calibrated for full enjoyment
by geniuses as well as idiots.
Does
Cell Mates Fine Cubicle Accessories have any special plans for world
domination?
Why yes, thanks for asking, as a matter of fact we do. Of course the
specifics are top secret, but let's just say you'll be seeing a lot
more of us in the future...a groovy secret utopian future, that is!
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